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Porn District Created In Perry County

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(NEW BUFFALO) – Dignitaries gathered along Routes 11/15 to christen what they hope will become widely known as Perry County’s “Porn District.”

“Most folks know that we have a swinger’s club up here plus plenty of places to buy whacking material,” said Matthew Riddlebarker, president of the Perry County Economic Development Corporation. “This new designation will help to promote and grow our porn industry, which is second only to agriculture in this here neck of the woods.”

State Community and Economic Development Secretary Dennis Yablonsky was on-hand for today’s ribbon-cutting and presented a $15,000 check to local officials. A portion of the money will go toward renovations at Adult World, including the installation of five additional video viewing booths and a shower.

“The porn corridor here in Perry County has created dozens of solid, family-sustaining jobs,” Yablonsky said, flanked by a pair of busty, scantily-clad models. “It is truly my pleasure to be here today to support an industry that provides the region with, well, so much pleasure.”

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Written by centralpagazelle

February 17, 2007 at 8:46 pm

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