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Developer To Pave Paradise, Put Up Parking Lot

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(PARADISE) – A developer today announced plans to purchase the entire Lancaster County community of Paradise, pave over it and put up a parking lot.

“Eventually, we might consider building a pink hotel, a boutique and maybe even a swinging hot spot,” said John Mitchell, president and chief executive officer of Johnny Mitchell Enterprises, LLP of Blue Ball. “But for now, we’re just going with a parking lot.”

Many of the apple trees belonging to farmer David Haarbusch will be uprooted as a result of the plan. “I guess I can put away my DDT now,” he said.
Several trees located on the property will need to be uprooted, but they apparently will not be destroyed. Harrisburg Mayor Stephen Reed plans to take all the trees and put them in a tree museum. “I expect that we’ll charge a dollar and a half for people who may want to see them.”

The parking lot plan has generated a good deal of opposition in this rural town. “You don’t know what you’ve got ’til it’s gone,” lamented longtime resident Joanne Stoltzfus.

Written by centralpagazelle

March 23, 2007 at 9:21 pm

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