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Archive for May 2007

Asshole Sets Off Fireworks For Memorial Day

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(DUNCANNON) – While most central Pennsylvanians spent Memorial Day pausing to reflect on those who died serving the United States, Bill “Sparky” Aumiller observed the occasion with a fireworks show launched off the deck of his home in this Perry County community. Read the rest of this entry »

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May 28, 2007 at 8:55 pm

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PennDOT Crew Lays 12 Miles Of Cones For No Reason

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(YORK SPRINGS) – A crew of 22 PennDOT workers that spent three hours laying traffic cones along a portion of Route 15 southbound on Friday have admitted they did so for no good reason. Read the rest of this entry »

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May 28, 2007 at 5:28 pm

Letters To D. Editor

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Is the story about Rick Wagner raising alpacas and modeling underwear true? Or is this just a joke?
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May 23, 2007 at 9:38 pm

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Voters Condemn Paxtang Woman To Death For Leaving Up Holiday Decorations

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(PAXTANG) – Voters here approved a referendum in Tuesday’s primary election that calls for Ida Mae Gallagher, 84, to die by lethal injection for failing to take down her Christmas decorations. Read the rest of this entry »

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May 16, 2007 at 8:36 pm

Harrisburg Finishes Removing Snow From Valentine’s Day Storm

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(HARRISBURG) – Mayor Stephen Reed today announced that city plow crews have finished clearing snow left behind by the storm that brought the midstate to a standstill in mid-February. Read the rest of this entry »

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May 16, 2007 at 8:05 pm

Poll: Candidate Apathy Rate High For Upcoming Primary

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(UNDATED) – A new poll indicates nearly half of the candidates that will appear on the ballot in Tuesday’s municipal primary election do not care whether they win. Read the rest of this entry »

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May 8, 2007 at 9:47 pm

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Camp Hill Lifts Travel Ban To Harrisburg

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(CAMP HILL) – Camp Hill Mayor Lou Thieblemont today signed a resolution lifting the 1982 ban that had prevented borough residents from traveling to Harrisburg. Read the rest of this entry »

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May 5, 2007 at 10:58 am

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