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Senate Moves To Ban Smoking After Sex

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(HARRISBURG) – The state Senate today passed a bill that would make smoking after sex illegal.

Sen. Jeff Piccola (R-Dauphin) introduced an amendment exempting from prosecution anyone who lights up after having sex with himself or herself. It passed 50-0.

Another modification came from Sen. Jake Corman (R-Bumblefuck), who put forth a successful amendment exempting those who smoke following intercourse with farm animals.

Gov. Ed Rendell promised to veto the measure and called a press conference to chastise lawmakers. “I’ll be damned if Midge and I are going to break our tradition of lighting up after every time we have booty,” he said.

Written by centralpagazelle

June 26, 2007 at 8:46 pm

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