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Archive for October 2007

Jesus To Ride Along In All PennDOT Plows This Winter

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(HARRISBURG) – In preparation for the winter months, the entire fleet of vehicles used to plow snow from Pennsylvania roads has been outfitted with plastic dashboard Jesuses, PennDOT officials announced today. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

October 28, 2007 at 7:26 pm

Colonoscopy Reveals Small Village In Santorum’s Rectum

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(Washington, D.C.) – A doctor who recently performed a colonoscopy on former U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Wherever He’s Pretending To Live Now, says the politician has a small village of indigenous people living in his ass. Read the rest of this entry »

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October 16, 2007 at 9:21 pm

Dick Willey To Pull Out Early

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(There’s no article, we just couldn’t resist that headline.)

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October 5, 2007 at 9:51 am

Bush Stages Surprise Tent Revival Before Lancaster Chamber Crowd

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(LANCASTER) – With arms flailing and a Bible in-hand, President Bush today turned a planned appearance before some 400 business representatives in Lancaster County into a full-blown tent revival. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

October 3, 2007 at 9:14 pm

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