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Archive for December 2007

Gazelle Celebrates Most Successful Year To Date

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Publisher D. Editor announced today that 2007 was the most successful year The Central PA Gazelle has ever had.

The publication began publicating on December 23, 2006, with a skeleton staff of one person. Read the rest of this entry »


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December 31, 2007 at 12:03 am

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State Auditor General Appalled At Results Of Self-Audit

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(HARRISBURG) – Pennsylvania Auditor General Jack Wagner today released findings from a recent review he conducted of his own personal finances. In doing so, Wagner issued himself a scathing rebuke for a range of concerns including pricey health club memberships and the amount of money he has spent this year on Christmas gifts. Read the rest of this entry »

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December 19, 2007 at 8:24 pm

Records Show Paterno Paid In Student Blood

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(STATE COLLEGE) – After a five-year court battle, the Pennsylvania State University was forced to admit that it pays football coach Joe Paterno, an apparent vampire, not in cash but rather in blood extracted from freshman students who are kept chained up in his basement. Read the rest of this entry »

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December 9, 2007 at 3:03 pm

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