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Archive for January 2008

Knoll And Roethlisberger Acknowledge Steamy Affair

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(HARRISBURG) – Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger today disclosed that, in addition to being sacked 47 times this past season by players from opposing teams, he has also been sacked at least that many times in the bedroom by Lieutenant Governor Catherine Baker Knoll. Read the rest of this entry »

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Written by centralpagazelle

January 30, 2008 at 9:49 pm

Letters To D. Editor

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You must retaliate for the “Jeers” given to you by the Patriot-News […] for the Horse-to-Glue piece.
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January 21, 2008 at 9:15 pm

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Head Injury Causes Penbrook Man To Reverse Abortion Stance

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(PENBROOK) – A Penbrook man has changed his stance on abortion from “extremely pro-life” to “vehemently pro-abortion,” the apparent result of a recent blow to the head. Read the rest of this entry »

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January 14, 2008 at 9:47 pm

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Reed Declares State Of Emergency Due To Thompson Presidency

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(HARRISBURG) — Mayor Stephen Reed today declared a state of emergency for the city of Harrisburg due to the appointment of Linda Thompson as City Council president. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

January 14, 2008 at 9:30 pm

Sheep-To-Shawl Replaced By Horse-To-Glue At PA Farm Show

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(HARRISBURG) – In a move state agriculture officials said is designed to “throw a new twist” into the Pennsylvania Farm Show, the Sheep-To-Shawl Contest is being replaced this year by the Horse-To-Glue Contest. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

January 6, 2008 at 10:55 am

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