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Sheep-To-Shawl Replaced By Horse-To-Glue At PA Farm Show

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(HARRISBURG) – In a move state agriculture officials said is designed to “throw a new twist” into the Pennsylvania Farm Show, the Sheep-To-Shawl Contest is being replaced this year by the Horse-To-Glue Contest.

“Much like the name would suggest, teams will be on the clock to turn a horse into a quart of glue as quickly as possible,” said Agriculture Secretary Dennis Wolff.

Each team’s first task will be to slaughter their horse on the spot. “The key will really be to get to that bone and connective tissue, which are the main components of glue, as quickly as possible,” Wolff said.

While the event promises to be considerably more messy than its predecessor, Wolff said he remained convinced “that it will be even better family fun, both for participants and for spectators.” He said bystanders will be provided with parkas to protect them from flying horse guts.

“Horse-To-Glue will be a chance for us to better incorporate Pennsylvanians’ love for killing animals into this exhibition for all ages,” Wolff said.

Previous attempts to replace Sheep-To-Shawl proved unpopular. They included the Kitten-To-Mitten and Bull-Penis-To-Keychain contests.

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Written by centralpagazelle

January 6, 2008 at 10:55 am

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