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Knoll And Roethlisberger Acknowledge Steamy Affair

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(HARRISBURG) – Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger today disclosed that, in addition to being sacked 47 times this past season by players from opposing teams, he has also been sacked at least that many times in the bedroom by Lieutenant Governor Catherine Baker Knoll.

The pair announced to reporters that they have been “fooling around, on and off” for at least two months. “It’s mainly physical,” Roethlisberger explained.

“They don’t call him ‘Big Ben’ for nothing,” Knoll quipped. At least two reporters present at the press conference were seen vomiting slightly in their mouths following that statement.

“We might be 52 years apart in age, but we’re both still teenagers in the bedroom,” Roethlisberger said.

Written by centralpagazelle

January 30, 2008 at 9:49 pm

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