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Archive for April 2008

Catholic Diocese Inks Deal With Cheez-Its Maker

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(HARRISBURG) – The Roman Catholic Diocese of Harrisburg today entered into an agreement that makes Cheez-It crackers the official Communion wafer of all 89 parishes within the diocese. Read the rest of this entry »

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April 28, 2008 at 9:04 pm

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PA’s Key Honkey Demographics Side With Clinton

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(HARRISBURG) – A Gazelle analysis of primary election results from across Pennsylvania shows Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton had beer-and-whiskey-swillin’ country-music-lovin’ God-fearin’ Perry-County-type folk in her court on election day. Read the rest of this entry »

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April 28, 2008 at 7:14 pm

Oops, Poll Worker Just Crapped His Pants

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(LEWISBERRY) – Arthur Nestler, a poll worker at the Lewisberry Park Building polling place, just crapped his pants. Read the rest of this entry »

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April 22, 2008 at 8:30 am

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Beers and Spears

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BEERS…to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama for agreeing to take part in the Compassion Forum, an event right in our back yards that will focus on religion. If there’s one thing we small-town Central Pennsylvania folk cling to more than our guns it’s the baby Jesus, and the lack of mentions said savior has been receiving on the campaign trail has been a sin. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

April 13, 2008 at 1:36 pm

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