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PA’s Key Honkey Demographics Side With Clinton

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(HARRISBURG) – A Gazelle analysis of primary election results from across Pennsylvania shows Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton had beer-and-whiskey-swillin’ country-music-lovin’ God-fearin’ Perry-County-type folk in her court on election day.

Meanwhile, voters most loyal to Barack Obama were largely latte-sippin’ too-good-for-you-academic-type upper-crust-and-well-learned once-upon-a-time-hippies.

“We knew the sister-lovin’ sheep-fuckin’ crowd would break for Hillary,” said G. Terry Madonna, professor of public affairs at Franklin & Marshall College. “It should also come as little surprise that anyone who’s cracked a book at some point in their lives is all about Obama.”

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Written by centralpagazelle

April 28, 2008 at 7:14 pm

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