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Archive for July 2008

Boscov’s Forced To Lay Off That Old Lady With A Beehive Hairdo

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(READING) – Boscov’s announced today that it laid off that old woman with a beehive hairdo. Read the rest of this entry »
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July 31, 2008 at 8:59 pm

Deceased Man Remembered As Total Prick

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(MIDDLETOWN) – Family members, neighbors and others say Ralph Ruthbaum, who died this past week at age 78, was a complete asshole. Read the rest of this entry »

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July 26, 2008 at 12:47 pm

Indicted Former Rep. Veon Really Digs Powder Blue

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(HARRISBURG) – Former state Rep. Mike Veon (D-Totally Screwed) showed up for his arraignment on Thursday wearing an ensemble in which powder blue was the predominant color. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

July 12, 2008 at 2:17 pm

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