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Archive for September 2008

Campaign Urges Strangers To ‘Fondle My Funbags’

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(NEW CUMBERLAND) – A non-profit group today launched a breast cancer awareness effort designed to rival the “Feel Your Boobies” campaign.
Participants in “Fondle My Funbags” wear t-shirts emblazoned with the title slogan, encouraging other people to give them spontaneous breast exams. Read the rest of this entry »
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September 30, 2008 at 8:30 pm

Reason For Blue Cross CEO’s Departure: Torrid Affair With Blue Man

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(HARRISBURG) – A top official at Capital Blue Cross confirms board members asked president and CEO Anita Smith to step down after she had a “rapturous, escalating and increasingly obvious sexual relationship” with the Blue Man. Read the rest of this entry »

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September 21, 2008 at 8:58 pm

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Stuffed Likeness Of McCain Visits Lancaster

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(LANCASTER) – Republican presidential candidate John McCain did not appear in the midstate this past Tuesday with his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. Instead, Palin campaigned on the campus of Franklin & Marshall College with a taxidermied likeness of McCain, sources said. Read the rest of this entry »

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September 14, 2008 at 6:28 am

Bristol Palin To Serve As PLCB Spokes-teen

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(HARRISBURG) – Bristol Palin, the 17-year-old daughter of GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, has been hired to push alcohol to young people, Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board, Chairman Patrick “P.J.” Stapleton announced today. Read the rest of this entry »

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September 6, 2008 at 2:04 pm

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