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Campaign Urges Strangers To ‘Fondle My Funbags’

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(NEW CUMBERLAND) – A non-profit group today launched a breast cancer awareness effort designed to rival the “Feel Your Boobies” campaign.
Participants in “Fondle My Funbags” wear t-shirts emblazoned with the title slogan, encouraging other people to give them spontaneous breast exams.
“This all started when I was at the Eclipse nightclub in Harrisburg a couple weeks back,” said founder Suzie Ralston, 24, of New Cumberland. “This drunk guy grabbed my left tit, only to pause and say, ‘Uh oh, I think I feel a lump.’ Sure enough, it turned out I had a tumor. But it was caught early, thanks to that creep’s classless and sex-starved act.”
“The best part is that this removes the stigma from grabbing a total stranger’s tits,” said Schuyler Ralston, Suzie’s husband, who is believed to be the most vocal backer of the campaign. He has also taken preliminary steps toward starting a similar testicular cancer awareness effort for men, entitled “Jostle My Junk.”

Written by centralpagazelle

September 30, 2008 at 8:30 pm

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