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Ag Secretary Tragically Euthanized At Farm Show

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(HARRISBURG) – Pennsylvania Agriculture Secretary Dennis Wolff had to be put down this evening after breaking his leg at the state Farm Show.

According to a statement released by the Department of Agriculture, Wolff was walking toward the Sheep to Shawl Contest from a demonstration by Howard Helmer, the world’s fastest omelet maker, when he tripped on a pile of animal excrement and fell.

“What veterinarians initially thought was a hairline crack in the Secretary’s femur in fact proved to be much more serious and beyond repair,” the statement said. Wolff was euthanized at 6:52 p.m. via a poison dart delivered to his left buttock.

Wolff was 92.

Written by centralpagazelle

January 14, 2009 at 9:44 pm

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