THE CENTRAL PA GAZELLE

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Archive for October 2009

Linda Thompson Dresses As Linda Thompson For Halloween

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(HARRISBURG) – City Council President and Democratic mayoral candidate Linda Thompson dressed as herself this Halloween, instilling fright in young and old alike throughout the city of Harrisburg. Read the rest of this entry »

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October 31, 2009 at 9:52 pm

Intercourse Lands 2016 Olympics

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(INTERCOURSE) – The International Olympic Committee has announced that the 2016 Olympics will take place in Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

Key to its decision, said the IOC, was the Lancaster County community’s rural setting and the slogan submitted by Mayor Levi Stoltzfus: “Intercourse 2016: The World Is Coming.” Read the rest of this entry »

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October 4, 2009 at 8:17 pm

A Message From D. Editor

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Dear Readers:

After a lengthy hiatus caused by the need to obtain a full-time position as shopping cart return boy in order to pay the bills, I am happy to report that Gov. Ed Rendell has finally bestowed upon me a no-work job. As a result, I plan to once again sit on my ass and resume publication of the Central PA Gazelle. Please accept my sincere apologies for the months-long interruption in service, and be assured that ridiculousness shall indeed resume.

Humbly yours,
D. Editor

Written by centralpagazelle

October 4, 2009 at 7:55 pm

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