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Linda Thompson Dresses As Linda Thompson For Halloween

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(HARRISBURG) – City Council President and Democratic mayoral candidate Linda Thompson dressed as herself this Halloween, instilling fright in young and old alike throughout the city of Harrisburg.

At first, many residents offered Thompson candy when she appeared on their doorstep, only to have the mayoral candidate explain that her visit was related to campaigning and not trick-or-treating.

Thompson was not the only Linda Thompson running around the streets of Harrisburg for the fright-filled holiday. Stores throughout the city reported running out of Thompson costumes earlier this week, with many offering a free broomstick with every such purchase.

“This was the first year that the [Linda] Thompson costumes even sold better than the ‘Slutty Patty Kim’ costumes,” said Charlotte Beemyer, owner of All About Costumes on State Street. “We’ve still got plenty of Nevin Mindlin left, though.”

“There was a time when Freddy Krueger scared the hell out of people,” Beemyer said. “Nowadays, the thought of Linda Thompson as mayor does the trick.”


Written by centralpagazelle

October 31, 2009 at 9:52 pm

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