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Corbett Changes A.G. Moniker To “Office Of The Future Governor”

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(HARRISBURG) – Just days after scoring a victory in the Republican primary, Attorney General Tom Corbett today changed the name of his office to “Office of the Future Governor of Pennsylvania.”

Corbett said the change “better reflects what my main focus will be between now and November.”

Corbett also unveiled a new website, announcing that http://www.attorneygeneral.gov has been replaced by http://www.onoratocansuckit.gov.

When asked by reporters about a possible conflict of interest posed by the changes, Corbett answered with a blank stare. “Why are you folks always out to get me? Can’t you see I’m doing the people’s business here?”

The general election will be held on November 2.

In unrelated business, Corbett announced that another round of indictments in the “Bonusgate” corruption probe will be made public on November 1.

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Written by centralpagazelle

May 22, 2010 at 7:52 pm

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