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Archive for April 2011

Linda Thompson’s Giant Beaver Blamed For Water Problems

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(HARRISBURG) – Sources are fingering Harrisburg Mayor Linda Thompson’s giant beaver as the cause of last week’s water-main break that shut down several businesses along with city and state government. Read the rest of this entry »

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April 27, 2011 at 8:41 pm

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Man At Wine Kiosk Can’t Make Up His Fucking Mind

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(CAMP HILL) – A trip to the grocery store took a lot longer than expected today for Alex Benner of New Cumberland. That’s because Benner, whose wife Jeanne sent him to the store for milk, Frosted Flakes and tampons, ended up stymied by his spontaneous decision to purchase a bottle of wine at the wine kiosk. Read the rest of this entry »

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April 25, 2011 at 8:04 pm

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