Local Chick-Fil-A To Stop Selling Meat From Gay Chickens

(YORK) – Two months after Chick-fil-A ignited controversy nationally by confirming it contributes money to anti-gay marriage groups, the owner of a local Chick-fil-A restaurant is going one step further by vowing to not sell meat harvested from gay and lesbian chickens.

Local Teen Lands Gig As NFL Replacement Referee

(CARLISLE) – Patrick Langston, 16, is among the latest batch of replacement referees to be hired by the National Football League. Langston, who lives with his parents in Carlisle, said he was surprised to receive the call this week from the NFL, especially since he neither follows football nor knows much about the rules of the sport.

Mitt Romney Calls Your Mother A Filthy Whore

(HARRISBURG) – Newly released videotape of Mitt Romney speaking to wealthy midstate donors shows the Republican presidential hopeful calling your mother a “filthy whore.”

45th Annual Kipona Surfing Competition Ends In Disappointing Tie For 45th Year

(HARRISBURG) – The surfing competition held as part of Harrisburg’s annual Kipona festival ended in a tie for the 45th consecutive year today after none of the ten surfers who had signed up were able to catch any waves.