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Archive for November 2012

‘Tickle Me Sandusky’ Among This Year’s List Of Bad Children’s Gifts

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(HARRISBURG) – Several dolls, including the once-popular Tickle Me Sandusky, are among the most hazardous gifts you can buy your children this holiday season, officials with the Pennsylvania Toy Injury Testing Service (PennTITS) said at a Harrisburg press conference today. Read the rest of this entry »

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November 28, 2012 at 10:55 pm

Midstate Turkeys Observe 391st Annual Massacre

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(UNDATED) – As Americans pause today to give thanks, turkeys everywhere are shitting rocks, fearful they will be next to fall victim to an annual tradition that has claimed the lives of billions of their ancestors over the course of nearly 400 years. Read the rest of this entry »

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November 22, 2012 at 10:00 am

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Kane’s Victory A Likely Blow To Her Cookie-baking Abilities

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(HARRISBURG) – Attorney General-elect Kathleen Kane, the first Democrat and first female to be elected to that post in Pennsylvania, will likely have much less time to spend in the kitchen baking cookies come January, aides said. Read the rest of this entry »

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November 12, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Fire Crews Hose Down TV Anchor Dennis Owens Amid Fit Of Election Night Euphoria

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(HARRISBURG) – Fire crews were reportedly called to the studios of WHTM-TV abc27 this evening to hose down a frantic Dennis Owens, who was apparently overcome by election night euphoria. Read the rest of this entry »

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November 6, 2012 at 11:49 pm

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