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Sheep Looks Back On Blissful, Sex-Free Week At Farm Show

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sheep1A local sheep noted today how much he enjoyed the eight days he spent at the 98th Pennsylvania Farm Show, which he referred to as “a much-welcomed reprieve from sexual intercourse on a secluded farm.”

When asked whether he was talking about sexual intercourse with other sheep, he replied, “No. No I’m not.” He then subtly nodded in the direction of a farmer who was replacing straw in an adjacent sheep stall.

“I felt like an oversexed housewife when her husband is out of town,” said the sheep, who spoke on condition of anonymity.

“It was nice to have some recovery time and simply kick back and watch fat people walk by my cage eating a litany of fried food. Ah, yes. That was the life.”

Written by centralpagazelle

January 13, 2014 at 11:40 pm

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