Posts Tagged ‘agriculture’
Sheep Looks Back On Blissful, Sex-Free Week At Farm Show
A local sheep noted today how much he enjoyed the eight days he spent at the 98th Pennsylvania Farm Show, which he referred to as “a much-welcomed reprieve from sexual intercourse on a secluded farm.” Read the rest of this entry »
Ag Secretary Tragically Euthanized At Farm Show
(HARRISBURG) – Pennsylvania Agriculture Secretary Dennis Wolff had to be put down this evening after breaking his leg at the state Farm Show. Read the rest of this entry »
Sheep-To-Shawl Replaced By Horse-To-Glue At PA Farm Show
(HARRISBURG) – In a move state agriculture officials said is designed to “throw a new twist” into the Pennsylvania Farm Show, the Sheep-To-Shawl Contest is being replaced this year by the Horse-To-Glue Contest. Read the rest of this entry »
Perzel Promoted To Master Milker
(MOUNT JOY) – Three months after starting a job as a cow-milker on a farm in rural Lancaster County, state Representative John Perzel (R-Philadelphia) has landed a key promotion. Read the rest of this entry »
THE CENTRAL PA GAZELLE 