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Sheep Looks Back On Blissful, Sex-Free Week At Farm Show

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sheep1A local sheep noted today how much he enjoyed the eight days he spent at the 98th Pennsylvania Farm Show, which he referred to as “a much-welcomed reprieve from sexual intercourse on a secluded farm.” Read the rest of this entry »

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Written by centralpagazelle

January 13, 2014 at 11:40 pm

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Ag Secretary Tragically Euthanized At Farm Show

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(HARRISBURG) – Pennsylvania Agriculture Secretary Dennis Wolff had to be put down this evening after breaking his leg at the state Farm Show. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

January 14, 2009 at 9:44 pm

Sheep-To-Shawl Replaced By Horse-To-Glue At PA Farm Show

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(HARRISBURG) – In a move state agriculture officials said is designed to “throw a new twist” into the Pennsylvania Farm Show, the Sheep-To-Shawl Contest is being replaced this year by the Horse-To-Glue Contest. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

January 6, 2008 at 10:55 am

Perzel Promoted To Master Milker

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(MOUNT JOY) – Three months after starting a job as a cow-milker on a farm in rural Lancaster County, state Representative John Perzel (R-Philadelphia) has landed a key promotion. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

April 24, 2007 at 9:14 pm

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