Mitt Romney Calls Your Mother A Filthy Whore

(HARRISBURG) – Newly released videotape of Mitt Romney speaking to wealthy midstate donors shows the Republican presidential hopeful calling your mother a “filthy whore.”

PA’s Key Honkey Demographics Side With Clinton

(HARRISBURG) – A Gazelle analysis of primary election results from across Pennsylvania shows Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton had beer-and-whiskey-swillin’ country-music-lovin’ God-fearin’ Perry-County-type folk in her court on election day.

Beers and Spears

BEERS…to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama for agreeing to take part in the Compassion Forum, an event right in our back yards that will focus on religion. If there’s one thing we small-town Central Pennsylvania folk cling to more than our guns it’s the baby Jesus, and the lack of mentions said savior has been receiving on the campaign trail has been a sin.

Obama To Address Klan Rally In York County

(HANOVER) – Presidential candidate and Illinois Sen. Barack Obama will transform a Ku Klux Klan rally planned here for Monday into a “Rally For Change.”