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Steelton Man Feels He Has A ‘Pretty Good Shot’ At Being Next Pope

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stoutman_1(STEELTON) – Kenny ‘Walnuts’ Stoutman today announced plans to “run for Pope,” adding he feels he has “a pretty good shot at winning.” Read the rest of this entry »

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February 11, 2013 at 4:39 pm

Catholic Diocese Inks Deal With Cheez-Its Maker

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(HARRISBURG) – The Roman Catholic Diocese of Harrisburg today entered into an agreement that makes Cheez-It crackers the official Communion wafer of all 89 parishes within the diocese. Read the rest of this entry »

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April 28, 2008 at 9:04 pm

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Beers and Spears

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BEERS…to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama for agreeing to take part in the Compassion Forum, an event right in our back yards that will focus on religion. If there’s one thing we small-town Central Pennsylvania folk cling to more than our guns it’s the baby Jesus, and the lack of mentions said savior has been receiving on the campaign trail has been a sin. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

April 13, 2008 at 1:36 pm

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