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Sheep Looks Back On Blissful, Sex-Free Week At Farm Show

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sheep1A local sheep noted today how much he enjoyed the eight days he spent at the 98th Pennsylvania Farm Show, which he referred to as “a much-welcomed reprieve from sexual intercourse on a secluded farm.” Read the rest of this entry »

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January 13, 2014 at 11:40 pm

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Farm Show: Midstate Woman Judged As Prize Cattle, Sold To Hoss’s

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large_woman(HARRISBURG) – An obese Perry County woman visiting the Pennsylvania Farm Show was surprised when cattlemen suddenly whisked her aside and branded her as prize-winning livestock. Read the rest of this entry »

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January 10, 2013 at 5:27 pm

Ag Secretary Tragically Euthanized At Farm Show

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(HARRISBURG) – Pennsylvania Agriculture Secretary Dennis Wolff had to be put down this evening after breaking his leg at the state Farm Show. Read the rest of this entry »

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January 14, 2009 at 9:44 pm

Letters To D. Editor

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You must retaliate for the “Jeers” given to you by the Patriot-News […] for the Horse-to-Glue piece.
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January 21, 2008 at 9:15 pm

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Sheep-To-Shawl Replaced By Horse-To-Glue At PA Farm Show

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(HARRISBURG) – In a move state agriculture officials said is designed to “throw a new twist” into the Pennsylvania Farm Show, the Sheep-To-Shawl Contest is being replaced this year by the Horse-To-Glue Contest. Read the rest of this entry »

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January 6, 2008 at 10:55 am

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