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‘Tickle Me Sandusky’ Among This Year’s List Of Bad Children’s Gifts

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(HARRISBURG) – Several dolls, including the once-popular Tickle Me Sandusky, are among the most hazardous gifts you can buy your children this holiday season, officials with the Pennsylvania Toy Injury Testing Service (PennTITS) said at a Harrisburg press conference today. Read the rest of this entry »

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Written by centralpagazelle

November 28, 2012 at 10:55 pm

Midstate Turkeys Observe 391st Annual Massacre

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(UNDATED) – As Americans pause today to give thanks, turkeys everywhere are shitting rocks, fearful they will be next to fall victim to an annual tradition that has claimed the lives of billions of their ancestors over the course of nearly 400 years. Read the rest of this entry »

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November 22, 2012 at 10:00 am

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