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Local Chick-Fil-A To Stop Selling Meat From Gay Chickens

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(YORK) – Two months after Chick-fil-A ignited controversy nationally by confirming it contributes money to anti-gay marriage groups, the owner of a local Chick-fil-A restaurant is going one step further by vowing to not sell meat harvested from gay and lesbian chickens. Read the rest of this entry »

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September 27, 2012 at 3:52 pm

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Lawmakers Strive For New Budget By End Of New Budget Year

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(HARRISBURG) – State legislators from all four caucuses held a ceremony today to sign a pact vowing to pass a new budget for the upcoming budget year by June 30, 2009, which will be the final day of said budget year. Read the rest of this entry »

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May 27, 2008 at 4:00 am

Purchase Of Mini Cooper Turns Steelton Man Gay

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(STEELTON) – After 41 years of living a heterosexual lifestyle, Dan Maddox of Steelton became gay this week. The switch and subsequent declaration to family and friends came within days of his recent purchase of a red 2008 Mini Cooper. Read the rest of this entry »

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May 20, 2008 at 9:17 pm

New Guide Outlines Hot State Park Sex Spots

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(HARRISBURG) – Citing growing interest in the subject since the airport bathroom arrest of Idaho Senator Larry Craig, the Pennsylvania Department of Conservation and Natural Resources today unveiled the “State Park Guide For Anonymous Sex Encounters.” Read the rest of this entry »

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September 3, 2007 at 6:54 pm

Man Attends PrideFest ‘Just For The Food’

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(HARRISBURG) – Jim Strayer of Lemoyne attended the Pride Festival of Central Pennsylvania this weekend, but only because he really likes the food, he said. Read the rest of this entry »

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July 29, 2007 at 9:44 pm

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