Posts Tagged ‘Jesus Christ’
Jesus Rises From The Dead, School Cancelled Monday
(Jerusalem) — Jesus Christ again rose from the dead today, causing midstate school districts to cancel Monday classes and Biblical scholars to speculate as to why He chose this year to make a big return. Read the rest of this entry »
Reed Declares State Of Emergency Due To Thompson Presidency
(HARRISBURG) — Mayor Stephen Reed today declared a state of emergency for the city of Harrisburg due to the appointment of Linda Thompson as City Council president. Read the rest of this entry »
Jesus To Ride Along In All PennDOT Plows This Winter
(HARRISBURG) – In preparation for the winter months, the entire fleet of vehicles used to plow snow from Pennsylvania roads has been outfitted with plastic dashboard Jesuses, PennDOT officials announced today. Read the rest of this entry »
