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Records Show Paterno Paid In Student Blood

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(STATE COLLEGE) – After a five-year court battle, the Pennsylvania State University was forced to admit that it pays football coach Joe Paterno, an apparent vampire, not in cash but rather in blood extracted from freshman students who are kept chained up in his basement. Read the rest of this entry »
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Written by centralpagazelle

December 9, 2007 at 3:03 pm

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