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Massive Sinkhole Devours All Of Harrisburg, Ending City’s Fiscal Crisis

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Sinkhole(HARRISBURG) – A series of sinkholes that began on 4th Street in Harrisburg’s uptown section rapidly expanded this morning and swallowed the entire city. Though tens of thousands of people are still missing, the occurrence is being welcomed by many in the midstate for finally ending the fiscal crisis that had similarly engulfed the city for the last few years. Read the rest of this entry »

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Written by centralpagazelle

January 4, 2013 at 3:51 pm

Charity Run Raises Money For Charity Runs

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(LANCASTER) – Dozens of people took to the streets here today to run for a good cause: other people who run for a good cause. Read the rest of this entry »

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November 5, 2007 at 9:26 pm

Bush Stages Surprise Tent Revival Before Lancaster Chamber Crowd

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(LANCASTER) – With arms flailing and a Bible in-hand, President Bush today turned a planned appearance before some 400 business representatives in Lancaster County into a full-blown tent revival. Read the rest of this entry »

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October 3, 2007 at 9:14 pm

Muggers Make Off With TV Meteorologist’s Lips

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(LANCASTER) – Perpetrators approached WGAL-TV Meteorologist Matt Ritter in a city alley over the weekend and robbed him of his lips, police said. Read the rest of this entry »

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August 19, 2007 at 9:24 pm

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Gray Checks Into Rehab For Goofy Bowtie Addiction

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(LANCASTER) – Mayor Rick Gray checked himself into a rehabilitation center for what one aide called his “uncontrollable propensity to wear tacky bowties every blessed day.” Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

July 24, 2007 at 10:18 pm

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