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TMI Planning Radiation Release To Mark Accident’s 30th Anniversary

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(MIDDLETOWN) – Officials with Exelon Nuclear today unveiled plans to allow Three Mile Island Unit One to malfunction on March 28, in honor of the 30th anniversary of the famous accident at the nuclear plant. Read the rest of this entry »

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March 14, 2009 at 5:09 pm

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Santa Claus Arrested For DUI At Midstate Airport

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(MIDDLETOWN) – Santa Claus was arrested for DUI Saturday night while practicing various maneuvers in the skies over south central Pennsylvania. Read the rest of this entry »

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December 7, 2008 at 11:45 pm

Deceased Man Remembered As Total Prick

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(MIDDLETOWN) – Family members, neighbors and others say Ralph Ruthbaum, who died this past week at age 78, was a complete asshole. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

July 26, 2008 at 12:47 pm

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