Campaign Urges Strangers To ‘Fondle My Funbags’

(NEW CUMBERLAND) – A non-profit group today launched a breast cancer awareness effort designed to rival the “Feel Your Boobies” campaign.

Participants in “Fondle My Funbags” wear t-shirts emblazoned with the title slogan, encouraging other people to give them spontaneous breast exams.

Eat’n Park Carries On Schoolgirl Night Tradition

(NEW CUMBERLAND) – Less than two weeks after the Hooters restaurant on the Carlisle Pike ditched ‘Schoolgirl Thursday’ amid public outrage, the Eat’n Park restaurant on Limekiln Road outside New Cumberland has picked up the baton.