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Beers & Spears

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SPEARS to Patriot-News Editorial Page Editor Heather Long for her JEERS to Acting Labor and Industry Secretary (and apparent Boozehound) Sandi Vito. Long chides Vito for her drunken escapade, adding “It’s a little early for St. Patrick’s Day celebrations” — as if to say getting piss-drunk in public on select holidays is okay. (Note to self: Find out where Heather Long plans to party on St. Patty’s Day.) Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

March 14, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Reed Deputizes Bobblehead Version Of Self

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(HARRISBURG) – Mayor Stephen Reed today presided over a ceremony at which he officially created the position of deputy mayor, then appointed a bobblehead doll of himself to the new post. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

January 10, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Reed Declares State Of Emergency Due To Thompson Presidency

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(HARRISBURG) — Mayor Stephen Reed today declared a state of emergency for the city of Harrisburg due to the appointment of Linda Thompson as City Council president. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

January 14, 2008 at 9:30 pm

Reed Auctions Off Idea Of Building Wild West Museum

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(DALLAS, TX) – Harrisburg Mayor Stephen Reed today auctioned off his concept of building a museum full of western artifacts to a man from Cheyenne, Wyoming, who purchased the idea for $1.75 million. Read the rest of this entry »

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November 17, 2007 at 1:57 pm

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Harrisburg Imposes Robbery Tax

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(HARRISBURG) – Calling it the latest in a series of innovative revenue initiatives, Harrisburg Mayor Stephen Reed today approved a new ordinance taxing all proceeds on robberies and muggings. Read the rest of this entry »

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July 18, 2007 at 9:49 pm

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Reed Unveils Initiative Initiative

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(HARRISBURG) – Mayor Stephen Reed today unveiled a major initiative that calls for at least 25 major initiatives to be unveiled before the end of the year. Read the rest of this entry »

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June 8, 2007 at 10:02 pm

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Harrisburg Finishes Removing Snow From Valentine’s Day Storm

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(HARRISBURG) – Mayor Stephen Reed today announced that city plow crews have finished clearing snow left behind by the storm that brought the midstate to a standstill in mid-February. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

May 16, 2007 at 8:05 pm

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