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YSO Announces Vacancy For Principal Trianglist

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triangleThe York Symphony Orchestra has announced plans to hold auditions for the position of principal trianglist. The vacancy was created by the recent tragic death of principal trianglist Arnold Flappenstüber, who fell into a pit of alligators during an unusually realistic performance of Jaxs Powell’s opera Albino Alligator. Read the rest of this entry »

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Written by centralpagazelle

December 3, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Financial Experts: ‘Okay, Go Ahead And Panic’

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(UNDATED) – Financial advisers across central Pennsylvania are reaching consensus that the nation’s financial turmoil has reached levels that cannot be dealt with through rational actions and that Americans should begin to panic. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

October 7, 2008 at 9:06 pm

Crooks Plan To Sneak In Your Back Door On National Night Out

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While communities across the midstate are warming up for Tuesday’s National Night Out Against Crime, burglars said they were poised to step up their efforts that night, as well. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

August 3, 2008 at 1:19 pm

Oops, Poll Worker Just Crapped His Pants

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(LEWISBERRY) – Arthur Nestler, a poll worker at the Lewisberry Park Building polling place, just crapped his pants. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

April 22, 2008 at 8:30 am

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Obama To Address Klan Rally In York County

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(HANOVER) – Presidential candidate and Illinois Sen. Barack Obama will transform a Ku Klux Klan rally planned here for Monday into a “Rally For Change.” Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

March 30, 2008 at 1:50 pm

PennDOT Crew Lays 12 Miles Of Cones For No Reason

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(YORK SPRINGS) – A crew of 22 PennDOT workers that spent three hours laying traffic cones along a portion of Route 15 southbound on Friday have admitted they did so for no good reason. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

May 28, 2007 at 5:28 pm

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