Ag Secretary Tragically Euthanized At Farm Show

(HARRISBURG) – Pennsylvania Agriculture Secretary Dennis Wolff had to be put down this evening after breaking his leg at the state Farm Show.

Reed Deputizes Bobblehead Version Of Self

(HARRISBURG) – Mayor Stephen Reed today presided over a ceremony at which he officially created the position of deputy mayor, then appointed a bobblehead doll of himself to the new post.