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Archive for January 2014

Local Cold Weather Snap Proves Global Warming Over, Experts Say

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Frosty Morning in ForestScientists across the world reached consensus today that the snow and frigid temperatures being experienced in central Pennsylvania serve as legitimate proof that global warming no longer exists anywhere in the world. Read the rest of this entry »

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January 21, 2014 at 4:23 pm

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Sheep Looks Back On Blissful, Sex-Free Week At Farm Show

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sheep1A local sheep noted today how much he enjoyed the eight days he spent at the 98th Pennsylvania Farm Show, which he referred to as “a much-welcomed reprieve from sexual intercourse on a secluded farm.” Read the rest of this entry »

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January 13, 2014 at 11:40 pm

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