Once-popular Jerry Sandusky Lookalike Now Social Outcast

(STATE COLLEGE) – A man who bears a striking resemblance to Jerry Sandusky says those traits, which once earned him everything from admiration to stints at parties, have gone from being a blessing to a curse.

Records Show Paterno Paid In Student Blood

(STATE COLLEGE) – After a five-year court battle, the Pennsylvania State University was forced to admit that it pays football coach Joe Paterno, an apparent vampire, not in cash but rather in blood extracted from freshman students who are kept chained up in his basement.