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A Message From D. Editor

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Dear Readers:

After a lengthy hiatus caused by the need to obtain a full-time position as shopping cart return boy in order to pay the bills, I am happy to report that Gov. Ed Rendell has finally bestowed upon me a no-work job. As a result, I plan to once again sit on my ass and resume publication of the Central PA Gazelle. Please accept my sincere apologies for the months-long interruption in service, and be assured that ridiculousness shall indeed resume.

Humbly yours,
D. Editor

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October 4, 2009 at 7:55 pm

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Knoll’s Body Embarks On Final Farewell Tour Of PA

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(HARRISBURG) – The interment of the late and very popular Catherine Baker Knoll has been delayed so that her body can make one last round of appearances across Pennsylvania. Read the rest of this entry »

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November 30, 2008 at 5:07 pm

Lawmakers Strive For New Budget By End Of New Budget Year

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(HARRISBURG) – State legislators from all four caucuses held a ceremony today to sign a pact vowing to pass a new budget for the upcoming budget year by June 30, 2009, which will be the final day of said budget year. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

May 27, 2008 at 4:00 am

Rendell Switches Presidential Endorsement To Kucinich

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(HARRISBURG) – In a move rarely seen in the political arena, Governor Ed Rendell today announced he was withdrawing his endorsement of Senator Hillary Clinton and would instead throw his support behind Congressman Dennis Kucinich, D-OH, who dropped out of the presidential race last month. Read the rest of this entry »

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February 18, 2008 at 8:44 pm

Ahmadinejad To Succeed Willey As PHEAA Chief

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(HARRISBURG) – The board of the Pennsylvania Higher Education Assistance Agency today tapped Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to succeed Dick Willey as president and CEO. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

September 26, 2007 at 8:07 pm

Law Moves Up Pennsylvania’s Presidential Primary To Tomorrow

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(HARRISBURG) – In an attempt to increase Pennsylvania’s relevance in the presidential race, the General Assembly today passed a measure that moves the commonwealth’s primary up from next April to tomorrow. Read the rest of this entry »

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July 12, 2007 at 11:45 pm

State Hookers Among Employees Facing Furlough

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(HARRISBURG) – Hookers on the commonwealth’s payroll said they plan to work overtime and turn as many tricks as possible this weekend in anticipation of a partial government shutdown. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by centralpagazelle

July 6, 2007 at 10:01 pm

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